Wednesday, April 17, 2013

AM Back: Stories from BS-Chool.

I am planning to convert this dormant blog to a series of anecdotes about my experiences at a BS-chool. I say this without any prejudice and without trying to malign the school I attend. I just feel a great disconnect  and have this theory that  coming to a school to learn how to run a business and dissecting Harvard and Richard Ivey cases are fine and in real life Googling can  get you ideas but  you still need to have basic native intelligence and IQ and EQ to put it all together, all of which seems to be at a premium.

So I will start by introducing my theory of how partying and getting laid JUST don't go hand in hand, or in QA-speak there is no direct correlation and the regression index R^2 is very low. I notice bunch of my classmates going out and partying hard and getting smashed and doing the dirty-dancing with random people ( Indian Dirty dancing so think of 80s Mithunda films mixed with Govindasque pelvic thrusts) while the real Khiladis just follow Nike. They do it. So while fucktards do their bit for the balance sheet and cash flow of San Mig Corporation, some of the other grade A lotharios just walk the talk. Or lay the laid.

Our basic theory is called the B-J Non-Regression Theory of B-School inter-mixing, named after the two people who discovered and postulated the main tenets of the theory over cups of pressed coffee and instant noodles.
Here is the First Commandment : Never go to a party or a booze-session in BS-Chool until and unless you are absolutely sure that it will make you fitter, faster, richer, gets you laid or at the minimum gets you an internship at McK, BCG, Booz or AT Kearney with the possibility of a PPO.
So this is mantra one. Follow it to the T. And use a condom, preferably Durex. ( my first product endorsement plug-in here).

4 comments:

2d3b8718-a7fd-11e2-87b9-000bcdcb8a73 said...

Why is it coming from people who never go to parties? Did they reach such level of perversion, that analyzing others have become a hobby on their part due to incapability or lack on their part..Even after hearing in class "Let it go" they dont learn.Dude let it go..Mind ur own effing business.we know u dont have one/doubt u ever had one.Random BS comes in which classes?? Who does it??Aint u a part of it? And what do u say? "school to learn how to run a business and dissecting Harvard and Richard Ivey cases are fine and in real life Googling can get you ideas but you still need to have basic native intelligence and IQ and EQ to put it all together". IQ and EQ shouldn't come from an engineer who have failed in a subject called costing..Nw lets continue this discussion if u have the balls to approve and post the comment..going by your age we dont respond but stop ur BS otherwise u both would be ripped apart IN PUBLIC..

2d3b8718-a7fd-11e2-87b9-000bcdcb8a73 said...

It is related to this blog published in our group and it has to be responded I feel with no bias against anybody..But these people are really creating a scene of their so called “intelligence”...Why is it coming from people who never go to parties? Did they reach such level of perversion, that analyzing others have become a hobby on their part due to incapability or lack on their part..Even after hearing in class "Let it go" they dont learn..Dude let it go..Mind ur own effing business..Stop criticizing others and even if u do , do it in front of that person and not in hindsight hiding behind a random blog…Everybody have own set of strengths and weaknesses..We are all learning and rying..Random BS comes in which classes?? Who does it??Aint u a part of it? And what do u say???? "…. to learn how to run a business and dissecting Harvard and Richard Ivey cases are fine and in real life Googling can get you ideas but you still need to have basic native intelligence and IQ and EQ to put it all together". Just a gentle reminder to you IQ and EQ shouldn't come from somebody who has lost a “2” in some subject which really tests IQ..So it is our request to you, we respect your age but don’t lose that through these unnecessary criticism of others when you are a part of this “others” term..

Milo Minderbinder said...

I published the posts. I have balls unlike John Does with bruised egos. One day soon when all of us are out of B-Schools and think back on the days of CP and Cases and night-outs, we will probably realize that the lesson we might have missed is that ignoring things that don't bother you. As a friend of mine from an Indian B-school once said" I learnt all tools of marketing, I didn't learn B2B Market dynamics. So all B-Schools thrive on teching you how to BS.It is part of the grades. And well my idea of MCP is more than John Doe`s idea of most things in life.Its not personal till u make it. And talking about parties, I drove from Chennai to Goa to celebrate new years 2011, and well also had a BD Account for 6 years for submitting booze bills. So don't tell me about parties, been there done that. I have let It be, hope you can do that also.

rantingsofadelusionalmind said...

"Why is it coming from people who never go to parties?" --->

Because not going to parties does not make one damn bit of a difference to my life. If it did, I would have gone to more parties than you can imagine.

" Did they reach such level of perversion, that analyzing others have become a hobby on their part due to incapability or lack on their part"--->

This sentence is syntactically incorrect and conveys the wrong meaning, can you please rephrase it?

"Aint u a part of it? And what do u say?"--->

I am keen to know what you do with the time you save by typing "u", instead of "you". Let me know, please. I am always willing to learn time management techniques.

"Nw lets continue this discussion if u have the balls to approve and post the comment" --->

Big talk from someone who chooses to remain anonymous!

"u both would be ripped apart IN PUBLIC..."

Gee! That scared me. No really. It did.

"we respect your age but don’t lose that through these unnecessary criticism of others..."--->

I encourage you to read the post again. If possible, feel free to use a tutor who can make you understand what each sentence means. There is absolutely no criticism of anyone in that post. That post is about Satya and I having funny discussions. If your sensibilities are so delicate, that you get offended by discussions that do not even involve you, I suggest you don't go through blogs.