I am planning to convert this dormant blog to a series of anecdotes about my experiences at a BS-chool. I say this without any prejudice and without trying to malign the school I attend. I just feel a great disconnect and have this theory that coming to a school to learn how to run a business and dissecting Harvard and Richard Ivey cases are fine and in real life Googling can get you ideas but you still need to have basic native intelligence and IQ and EQ to put it all together, all of which seems to be at a premium.
So I will start by introducing my theory of how partying and getting laid JUST don't go hand in hand, or in QA-speak there is no direct correlation and the regression index R^2 is very low. I notice bunch of my classmates going out and partying hard and getting smashed and doing the dirty-dancing with random people ( Indian Dirty dancing so think of 80s Mithunda films mixed with Govindasque pelvic thrusts) while the real Khiladis just follow Nike. They do it. So while fucktards do their bit for the balance sheet and cash flow of San Mig Corporation, some of the other grade A lotharios just walk the talk. Or lay the laid.
Our basic theory is called the B-J Non-Regression Theory of B-School inter-mixing, named after the two people who discovered and postulated the main tenets of the theory over cups of pressed coffee and instant noodles.
Here is the First Commandment : Never go to a party or a booze-session in BS-Chool until and unless you are absolutely sure that it will make you fitter, faster, richer, gets you laid or at the minimum gets you an internship at McK, BCG, Booz or AT Kearney with the possibility of a PPO.
So this is mantra one. Follow it to the T. And use a condom, preferably Durex. ( my first product endorsement plug-in here).